Embarrassing way to die...

Ok...I'm stupid and probably overanalyzing this...but bathrooms here don't have vent stacks. Vent stacks allow sewer gases (methane) to vent outside the building or bathroom, without a vent stack, it's possible for gases to build up and mess up sewerlines. Well, last night after a burrito filled day, I needed to evacuate my bowels...The exhaust fan has been broken for a while so the bathrooms reek!! With my bean filled lunch...man, I was gagging myself. Then power went out, but I didn't have a flashlight...But I had my zippo. I unconsciously pulled it out of my pocket and lit it...but just as I did I had images of a satellites noticing a glare and mushroom cloud rising from north east Afghanistan and my life flashed before my eyes...Luckily the methane displaced enough oxygen to prevent a stinky fireball of death...Or maybe it just wasn't that bad. I looked at my zippo flickering in the dark, giggling...