What men want...

Well, some troops have been away from their wives, girlfriends, or women in general way too long (12+ months) and started making well endowed snow-women with this copious amount of snow on the ground. Huge snow women...I'm talking 8' tall or higher...I guess it's not just because we have such a massive amount of snow to use, but maybe it's symbolic of how much ya'll mean to us, thousands of miles away. Also, these snowwomen have curves. So all you ladies, this proves that guys like voluptuousness, it's much better than the scrawny emaciated bulimic skeletons you see on the covers of Vogue or Cosmo...so spoil yourselves healthy and eat stuff other than a single stick of celery. If we're paying $40 for dinner, you'd better get a steak or porkchop vs a side salad and water :)